Today’s book club selection is Flan of Clean Tables, a — what is that?!
Well Mu, I finally realized that the only way out of your book club…
…was to get a book club of my own!
Book club adjourned!
Browsing: Cats
By J NYPD Salinger
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Thank you all for coming back to the Mu and Fu Book Club.
I never left.
An alienated young man gets kicked out of prep school, hides in a grain silo and answers 911 calls.
It’s Dispatcher in the Rye!
You slashed my tires so I couldn’t leave.
No doughnuts
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We have a really great book to discuss in book club today.
I was told there would be doughnuts.
During Napoleon’s invasion of Russia, five aristocratic families form a metal band known for their really gross stage shows.
It’s Tolstoy’s classic, GWAR and Peace!
Car safety and facial hair
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Since our last book club selection stank, today we have a classic.
Okay.
In the antebellum South, a boy takes a river journey, learning the importance of seat belts while starting to grow a beard.
It’s called The Adventures of Buckle Hairy Chin!
Lava-story time
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Thank you all for coming to the inaugural meeting of the Mu and Fu Book Club.
No problem.
Our first selection is a tale of intrigue, suspense, diabolically complex puzzles and the toilet of a great Renaissance painter.
It’s called The Da Vinci Commode!
