I went to a car dealership today.
See anything good?
The guy tried to show me a Ford Focus, but I was just too distracted.
Browsing: Cats
Quality is job one?
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I’m thinking about buying a new car. Maybe a truck.
Ooh, how about a Ford F-Series?
Nah, I have high standards. I’d want at least a C-plus.
The Dangerous Summer
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Did your footwear fashion summer camp end early?
So unfair.
I followed the assignment and brought in a venomous snake. Is it my fault it bit somebody?
Anyway, they said it was the wrong kind of moccasin, so they gave me the boot!
It was a double dutch entendre
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Dear Fu, Things are not going well here at Boot Camp.
My counselor really didn’t like my interrupting his seminar on Dutch shoes with a joke.
I guess I was clogging up the works!
Stiletto Crazy After All These Years
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Dear Fu, Still learning a lot about shoes here at Boot Camp, but my fellow campers don’t like me.
As you know, I prefer a heel that runs under the entire length of the foot. They say it’s ugly.
It’s really driven a wedge between us!
