Hey Mu, did you know that John Mellencamp used to hate the TV show Cheers?
In fact, one particular character used to annoy him so much…
He wrote a little ditty ’bout smackin’ Diane!
Hey Mu, why does Arnold Schwarzenegger hate the clarinet?
I have no clue.
It’s not a tuba!
“Dear Mu, I’m opening a new restaurant. My top candidate for head chef is Schmordon Ramsay.”
“I’ve never tasted his food, but he says he’s Gordon Ramsay’s brother. Should I hire him? Signed, Pete Zaria.”
Be careful, Pete. Remember, you can’t tell a cook by his brother!
“Dear Mu, I play Susan Dey in an off-Broadway production of The Partridge Family: Behind the Music.”
“But I just got an amazing offer to be a toll booth operator in New Jersey. What should I do? Signed, Don’t Call Me Laurie.”
Laurie, working a toll booth is way too taxing. Trust me: don’t quit your Dey job!