Did you try out any of your pickup lines last night?
I said to this girl, “Girl, you’re like a bowl of fruit juice. You’re sweet and you start the party.”
Then she punched me.
Well, naturally.
Browsing: Food and Drink
Avoid the noid
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Okay, I have a better pickup line.
I certainly hope so.
Is your last name Domino’s? ‘Cause you are a hot pizza perfection!
Well?
Decent line. Terrible delivery.
Off the rails
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Hey Mu, can I get your opinion on my new pickup line?
Go.
Girl, you’re like a train made of candy, ’cause you got a sweet caboose.
Thoughts?
Poorly engineered.
Schmamie Oliver wanted too much money
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“Dear Mu, I’m opening a new restaurant. My top candidate for head chef is Schmordon Ramsay.”
“I’ve never tasted his food, but he says he’s Gordon Ramsay’s brother. Should I hire him? Signed, Pete Zaria.”
Be careful, Pete. Remember, you can’t tell a cook by his brother!
Rye-way robbery
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I did not!
You did, too!
An entire load of sourdough has vanished. You have crumbs all over your fur. Face it, Fu…
You’ve been caught bread-handed!
