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0I’m writing a new sitcom pilot.
Oh, yeah? Tell me about it.
Dr. Phil McGraw quits psychiatry and decides to run a garbage dump. I call it Land-Phil.
Thoughts?
Frankly, the whole premise sounds like a pile of junk.
Mu the TV writer
0What are you doing?
Writing a TV pilot.
Eagles’ guitarist Glenn Frey moves to Paris and teaches them to rock. I call it French Frey!
Glenn Frey died, like, seven months ago.
Why do you ruin everything?
Brush with danger
0What are you watching?
A sci-fi dental hygiene film.
A what?!
Guy goes back to 1955 and has to make sure his parents floss and prevent timeline-disrupting cavities and gum disease.
It’s called Plaque to the Future!
Infestation
0Hey Mu, come look at this.
Oh, no…
We have bed bugs!
Murder is all around
0Fu, you look awful!
Didn’t sleep well.
Dreamt I was at the taping of The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and the guy who played the anchorman tried to kill me.
Wow, what a Ted Knight-mare!
The horror…
0The horror… the horror…
Infants falling from the sky…
Whatevs. The storks caught them before they hit the ground.
You’ve just never been to a baby shower before.
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Mu
0Okay, I’ll tell him.
Why is there a large boat outside waiting to take you to the prince’s ball?
Oh, that’s my ferry godmother!
I regret they never got to read Donkey Roadie
0Today’s book club selection is Flan of Clean Tables, a — what is that?!
Well Mu, I finally realized that the only way out of your book club…
…was to get a book club of my own!
Book club adjourned!