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Comedy’s all in the timing
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Hey Mu, what happened when the choco-man forgot to set the alarm on his choco-clock?
The choco-man?
He was choco-LATE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Red, White and Mu
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Ba ba badada badadaaa…
Badada badada badadaaaa da…
What are you doing?
Celebrating Indepen-dance Day!
Fu keeps it topical and relevant
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Hey Mu, why does Arnold Schwarzenegger hate the clarinet?
I have no clue.
Because…
It’s not a tuba!
Though he did consider a Mazda Meow-ta
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Hey Mu, did you finally get a new car?
I sure did!
In the end, the choice was obvious. I found a car that just had my name all over it!
What’d you get?
A Ford Mu-stang!
Stop Draggin’ My Car Around
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Hey Mu, you should get the same kind of car that “Weird Al” Yankovic drives!
I don’t think I can afford a 1958 Nash Metropolitan.
No, a Honda Accord-ion!
Snorefest of a salesman
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I went to another car dealership today.
The guy just kept droning on and on about how awesome Japanese imports were.
He was so boring, he put me in a Toyota Ta-coma!
At the dealership
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I went to a car dealership today.
See anything good?
The guy tried to show me a Ford Focus, but I was just too distracted.
Quality is job one?
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I’m thinking about buying a new car. Maybe a truck.
Ooh, how about a Ford F-Series?
Nah, I have high standards. I’d want at least a C-plus.
