Hey Mu, what do you call a psychic pachyderm?
What a tarot-ble joke!
Hey Mu, what do you call a pachyderm from Paris?
I did not!
You did, too!
An entire load of sourdough has vanished. You have crumbs all over your fur. Face it, Fu…
You’ve been caught bread-handed!
Mu! What did you do to yourself?
It w-w-was a warm d-day, so I wanted a ref-f-f-freshing t-treat…
S-so I tried to m-make a paw-psicle…
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Hey Mu, what did the ghost order at the diner?
The boo plate special!
I started a new band. We play covers of ’90s rock songs.
We’re called Stone Temple Pirates!
What’s wrong, Mu?
I left my pastries in the oven too long.
Maybe we can salvage –
It’s no use. There was no scone left unburned!