Did you hear about the new psychological thriller, Plates and Other Tableware?
Hey Mu, what has tusks, eats shellfish, is over 2000 years old and can be seen from space?
The Great Walrus of China!
Oh, your mom is Chinese?
Hey Mu, when is it time to leave a nude beach?
What were you doing at a nude beach?
For the sake of the joke.
How goes piracy?
Oh, I quit.
There’s all this studying of oceanography involved, and frankly, I have too much potential for that.
My teachers always said I could be more than just a sea student!
Hey Mu, you’re a pirate. Here’s a joke I bet you’ll like.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite drink?
Hey Fu, since I’m a pirate now, should I get a parrot?
They’re too noisy. All that screeching makes my head want to explode.
Well, this is squawk-ward.
I can’t be taken seriously as a pirate unless I have an eye patch.
But I can’t be taken seriously at all wearing this silly thing.
It’s a real patch-22!
I’ve decided to become a pirate.
I mean, it can’t be that arrrrrrrrrrd.