Where should we go on vacation?
I want to go to a place where I can pose questions to nocturnal birds of prey!
Nah, we just went to Owl-ask-a last year.
What’s with the rouge and lipstick? Oh no, is that eyeshadow?!
I was tired of fighting, so I decided I wanted to makeup.
Make. Up. Two words, Mu.
I want to get butcher block!
But you’d have to oil it all the time, and granite will increase the value of our home!
Okay, that’s a pretty solid counter argument.
C’mon Fu, fight fair!
All duvets stink! All quilts are awesome!
You’re always making these big, sweeping over-generalizations!
I’m so tired of your blanket statements!
Hostile! Argumentative! Belligerent! Combative! Quarrelsome! Pugnacious!
Them’s fightin’ words, mister!
What kind of soup is that?
None of your business.
I’m tired of making soup and then you come and eat it all!
So I call this scram chowder!
Making more soup?