Bye Fu, see you next week!
Where are you going?
A special summer camp to learn about footwear fashion.
What’s it called?
Okay, so I have a copy of Tolstoy’s War and Peace…
…now I just need to rent a woodchipper!
What hobby is this?
You’ve been a bad piece of wood. Bad!
WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM!
What bizarre new hobby is this?!
What ridiculous hobby have you started now?
Find a good hobby yet?
I’ve started making hipster-style hats out of folded paper.
My doctor says I’m too stressed out and I should take up a hobby.
So, I thought I’d try a classic American pastime…
That’s not what that means.
“Dear Mu, our stupid brother has started a stupid advice column. Now he gets all these stupid letters and thinks he’s better than we.”
“We shall not let this stand. Let it be decreed henceforth that this villainy shall not be tolerated! Signed, Her Royal Highness.”
Fu, be careful – I think you’ve become queen with envy!
“Dear Mu, I’m opening a new restaurant. My top candidate for head chef is Schmordon Ramsay.”
“I’ve never tasted his food, but he says he’s Gordon Ramsay’s brother. Should I hire him? Signed, Pete Zaria.”
Be careful, Pete. Remember, you can’t tell a cook by his brother!