Hey Mu, can I get your opinion on my new pickup line?
Girl, you’re like a train made of candy, ’cause you got a sweet caboose.
Hey Mu, did you know that John Mellencamp used to hate the TV show Cheers?
In fact, one particular character used to annoy him so much…
He wrote a little ditty ’bout smackin’ Diane!
Hey Mu, what happened when the choco-man forgot to set the alarm on his choco-clock?
He was choco-LATE!
Ba ba badada badadaaa…
Badada badada badadaaaa da…
What are you doing?
Celebrating Indepen-dance Day!
Hey Mu, why does Arnold Schwarzenegger hate the clarinet?
I have no clue.
It’s not a tuba!
Hey Mu, did you finally get a new car?
I sure did!
In the end, the choice was obvious. I found a car that just had my name all over it!
What’d you get?
A Ford Mu-stang!
Hey Mu, you should get the same kind of car that “Weird Al” Yankovic drives!
I don’t think I can afford a 1958 Nash Metropolitan.
No, a Honda Accord-ion!