Welcome back to The Cat’s Paw-dcast. In other news, Fu lost his wallet.
Which is really unfortunate, because I had just come from the bank and it was full of cash.
It just proves the old saying: a Fu and his money are soon parted!
Welcome to The Cat’s Paw-dcast. We bring you the news of the day from a feline perspective.
Today’s top story: Mu got within a few feet of a pigeon before it flew away.
Not feet. Inches.
It was a close encounter of the bird kind!
Hey Fu, let’s start our own online channel and post videos.
What, you and me?
Yes. It’ll be by felines, for felines.
We’ll call it The Cat’s Paw-dcast!
How’s the flea circus?
I got in a fender-bender and they all got arrested…
…for flea-ing the scene of an accident!
A flea circus has no overhead. I don’t have to pay them because they work for food.
Of course, I have to feed them either at night, or first thing in the morning.
Because there’s no such thing as a flea lunch!
This here is the star of my circus: the world’s biggest flea.
He’s a whale of a flea, isn’t he?
I call him Flea Willy!
The box of fleas for my circus arrived from Canada!
Why is it so cold?
Dry ice. They’re delicate.
For transport, they must be kept below flea-zing!
I ordered some fleas online to start my own circus. They arrive tomorrow from Canada.
What an incredibly dumb – wait, why Canada?
I got them through the North American Flea Trade Agreement!