I went to another car dealership today.
The guy just kept droning on and on about how awesome Japanese imports were.
He was so boring, he put me in a Toyota Ta-coma!
I went to a car dealership today.
See anything good?
The guy tried to show me a Ford Focus, but I was just too distracted.
I’m thinking about buying a new car. Maybe a truck.
Ooh, how about a Ford F-Series?
Nah, I have high standards. I’d want at least a C-plus.
Did your footwear fashion summer camp end early?
I followed the assignment and brought in a venomous snake. Is it my fault it bit somebody?
Anyway, they said it was the wrong kind of moccasin, so they gave me the boot!
Dear Fu, Things are not going well here at Boot Camp.
My counselor really didn’t like my interrupting his seminar on Dutch shoes with a joke.
I guess I was clogging up the works!
Dear Fu, Still learning a lot about shoes here at Boot Camp, but my fellow campers don’t like me.
As you know, I prefer a heel that runs under the entire length of the foot. They say it’s ugly.
It’s really driven a wedge between us!
Dear Fu, Having fun here at Boot Camp. Learning a lot about shoes.
My counselor doesn’t like me, though. He says I need to help more when there’s work to do.
I’m guess I’m just a big loafer!
Bye Fu, see you next week!
Where are you going?
A special summer camp to learn about footwear fashion.
What’s it called?