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Murder is all around
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Fu, you look awful!
Didn’t sleep well.
Dreamt I was at the taping of The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and the guy who played the anchorman tried to kill me.
Wow, what a Ted Knight-mare!
The horror…
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The horror… the horror…
Infants falling from the sky…
Whatevs. The storks caught them before they hit the ground.
You’ve just never been to a baby shower before.
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Mu
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Okay, I’ll tell him.
Why is there a large boat outside waiting to take you to the prince’s ball?
Oh, that’s my ferry godmother!
I regret they never got to read Donkey Roadie
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Today’s book club selection is Flan of Clean Tables, a — what is that?!
Well Mu, I finally realized that the only way out of your book club…
…was to get a book club of my own!
Book club adjourned!
