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What’s with the rouge and lipstick? Oh no, is that eyeshadow?!

I was tired of fighting, so I decided I wanted to makeup.

Make. Up. Two words, Mu.

I want to get butcher block!

But you’d have to oil it all the time, and granite will increase the value of our home!

Okay, that’s a pretty solid counter argument.

Carnival!

Jubilee! Bazaar!

C’mon Fu, fight fair!

All duvets stink! All quilts are awesome!

You’re always making these big, sweeping over-generalizations!

I’m so tired of your blanket statements!

Hostile! Argumentative! Belligerent! Combative! Quarrelsome! Pugnacious!

Them’s fightin’ words, mister!