Browsing: Mu’s Advice

A royal pain



“Dear Mu, our stupid brother has started a stupid advice column. Now he gets all these stupid letters and thinks he’s better than we.”

“We shall not let this stand. Let it be decreed henceforth that this villainy shall not be tolerated! Signed, Her Royal Highness.”

Fu, be careful – I think you’ve become queen with envy!

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Episode IV: A Mu Hope



“Dear Mu, my friend Han and I are here to rescue the princess, but he’s hurt his leg and can’t walk.”

“Stormtroopers will be here any second! What should we do?!? Signed, Trapped on Tattooine.”

Trapped, the solution is simple: Keep calm and carry Han!

Five Stars for Funny

Career advice



“Dear Mu, I play Susan Dey in an off-Broadway production of The Partridge Family: Behind the Music.”

“But I just got an amazing offer to be a toll booth operator in New Jersey. What should I do? Signed, Don’t Call Me Laurie.”

Laurie, working a toll booth is way too taxing. Trust me: don’t quit your Dey job!

Five Stars for Funny

A new competitor for Dear Tabby



I’ve started an advice column.

Who would want your advice?

This woman, for one. Her kid won’t stop pretending to be an ostrich.

I told her, “Be firm. Tell him, ‘This is my house, and that kind of behavior will not fly around here!'”

Five Stars for Funny
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