What kind of soup is that?

None of your business.

I’m tired of making soup and then you come and eat it all!

So I call this scram chowder!

Making more soup?

Consomm-aybe.

What kind of soup is that?

Gumbo.

Using plenty of peppers?

Of course.

It’s gumbo, not gum-boring!

Whatcha doin?

Making a crab bisque.

Yum! Is that fake crab?

Absolutely not.

That would be a total rookie bisque-stake!