So I submitted my pilot scripts and sitcoms to all the major networks.
What did they say? Did they like your jokes?
No.
They said the writing was simply pun-acceptable!
Browsing: TV Pilots
Rimshot
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Here’s an idea for a dark comedy.
Shoot.
Michael Jordan loses everything and tries to reinvent himself as a standup comic, but he’s awful and can’t book paying gigs.
It’s called Open Mike.
Brilliant.
Excellence in Broadcasting
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I have a pitch for a heartwarming dramatic series.
Rush Limbaugh is the principal of a small private school where students learn not just about math or science, but life.
What’s it called?
Head Rush.
Not bad.
There’s worse trash on TV
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I’m writing a new sitcom pilot.
Oh, yeah? Tell me about it.
Dr. Phil McGraw quits psychiatry and decides to run a garbage dump. I call it Land-Phil.
Thoughts?
Frankly, the whole premise sounds like a pile of junk.
Mu the TV writer
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What are you doing?
Writing a TV pilot.
Eagles’ guitarist Glenn Frey moves to Paris and teaches them to rock. I call it French Frey!
Glenn Frey died, like, seven months ago.
Why do you ruin everything?
